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MauriceLoatman
My name's Maurice and I'm form Bridgeton, New Jersey.
Maurice Loatman @MauriceLoatman

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NBA STREET V3 STEALS

Posted by MauriceLoatman - 13 days ago

  1. HE NICKED IT!
  2. AH! THE STICK 'EM, STICK 'EM HANDS.
  3. PICK A POCKA TONY!
  4. THAT'S WITH THE QUICK QUEESE.
  5. IT'S GOING IN THE OTHER WAY.
  6. GOING THE OTHER WAY.
  7. SHASONBON. IN FRENCH, THAT MEANS TURNOVER.
  8. WOOO! HE RIPPED THEM. THAT SHOULD BE A THREE-POINTER.
  9. THAT TYPE OF DEFENSIVE MOVE RIGHT THERE SHOULD BE WORTH FIVE POINTS. LOVED IT.
  10. SWIPED THEM LIKE AN ATM CREDIT CARD.
  11. TOO EASY. TOO EASY, MAN. I MEAN, YOU GOTTA- YOU GOT AN INSTRUCTIONAL CAMP GOING OR SOMETHING. YOU GOTTA IMPROVE YOUR HANDLE.
  12. THE BEST OFFENSE IS THAT KIND OF DEFENSE.
  13. RIPPED THEM!
  14. AH, THAT'S LIKE A BAND-AID COMING UP YOUR ARM WITH HAIR. HE STRIPPED THEM.
  15. OOOH, LIKE BEING IN THE HOUSE WITH OLD PAINT.
  16. STRIP THEM DOWN.
  17. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
  18. STOP REACHING.
  19. YOU, MY FRIEND. JUST CAME UP EMPTY HANDED.
  20. DO YOU NEED A TOWEL TO TAKE A SHOWER?
  21. LOOK, WHEN WE IN BASKETBALL CAMP AS KIDS. THEY TEACH YOU TWO THINGS: DON'T JUMP FOR THE PUMP FAKE AND DON'T REACH.
  22. HE NICKED IT!
  23. AH, THE HAND OF GLUE STUCK UNDERNEATH THE FINGERNAILS.
  24. THIEF!!
  25. PICK A POCKA TONY.
  26. NOW THAT'S QUICKNESS.
  27. THE HOOK!
  28. GOING THE OTHER WAY!
  29. APPLE WITH CINNAMON ON TOP TURNOVER.
  30. OUT OF THIN AIR.
  31. THE RISK WITH THE REWARD.
  32. AND THE HEAT IS TURNED UP. THE D IS COOKING.
  33. HA HA. YOU GOTTA SET UP FOR THE STING, HOMEBOY.
  34. OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. THAT'S-- TOO SLOW, TOO SLOW.
  35. GOTTA BE FASTER THAN THAT.
  36. HE CAN'T BE RIPPED. IT'S TOO QUICK.
  37. YO, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY. THERE'S NO AMATEURS ALLOWED IN THIS GAME.
  38. HEH HEH, HE JUST CALLED TOOK HIS LUNCH MONEY.
  39. HE JUST STOLE HIS CHOCOLATE MILK FOR LUNCH.
  40. THE SLICK PICK.
  41. ALL IN THE DAYS WORKED.
  42. RE AND RE-ACT.
  43. KIDNAP THE LOOP.
  44. GIVE IT A LOOP. GIVE IT A LOOP.
  45. GIVE IT A LOOP! GIVE IT A LOOP! HE'S A BAD, BAD MAN.
  46. THE ABDUCTION.
  47. THE PIRATE WITHOUT THE PATCH OVER THE EYE.
  48. THE SWINDLE.
  49. INTERCEPTION.
  50. LIKE A CORNERBACK BACK PEDALING RING THE QB.
  51. YOU KNOW HE WAS GONNA DO THAT.
  52. THROW A FLAG. THAT'S PASS INTERFERENCE.
  53. SWIPED LIKE A METRO CARD.
  54. IT'S TOO EASY. TRY TYING YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.
  55. THE BEST OFFENSE IS THAT KIND OF DEFENSE.
  56. OH, GOT THAT KID ON LOCK.
  57. HA HA HA. BOOSTED!
  58. SHOP LIFTING!
  59. IT'S A HOLD UP.
  60. TODAY HIS DAY.
  61. SPIRITED AWAY.
  62. THE CLUTCH AND THE GRAB.
  63. OH, THAT'S LIKE GOING DOWN TO LIKE, UH, A LOST TREASURE AND JUST STEALING ALL THE MATERIALS.
  64. WITH DROL FUNS FROM THE ACCOUNT OF GREAT NATURE.
  65. CEASE AND ASSIST. AHORA!
  66. STRIPED IT!
  67. SEIZE THE DAY AND THE BALL.
  68. TEARING IT AWAY.
  69. SEPARATION!
  70. CREDIT CARD SWIPE.
  71. RAN SACKING THEM.
  72. LANBASTING THEM.
  73. COHORTING HIM.
  74. OLD SLICK!
  75. EXTORTION!
  76. FALLING STONE.
  77. TAKING THE BACON. BELIEVING THE SIZZLE LEAN.
  78. OUTTA CONTROL.
  79. TAKE AWAY.
  80. O-C OUTTA CONTROL.
  81. STEALING THE TURKEY BACON.
  82. MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
  83. THAT'S CUTTING THE FAT OFF.
  84. STOP REACHING FOR THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT.
  85. NOTHING TO DO BUT GIVE UP THE BALL.
  86. EMPTY HANDED.
  87. GRAB A TOWEL AND TAKE A BATH.
  88. FLUFFED IT.
  89. BUNGLE THAT.
  90. COULDN'T GET THE PLUCK.
  91. MIGHT AS WELL GO EAT SOME CHICKEN.
  92. DIVISION D.
  93. D STANDS FOR DIVISION.
  94. HANDFUL OF NOTHING.
  95. GRABBING THE AIR.
  96. TRY STAYING ON YOUR MAN.
  97. THAT'S NO KIND OF D.
  98. HE'S WEAVING AND DODGING.
  99. GAVE YOU THE SLIP.
  100. HA HA HA. MADE THE D LOOK BAD.
  101. OH YEAH. TURNED THE OTHER CHEEK.
  102. KEEPING IT TO HERSELF.
  103. TOOLED HIM OUT.
  104. GAVE HIM THE SLIP.
  105. NICE HANDLE.
  106. HA HA. THE ATTEMPTED RIP.
  107. SHREDDED THE SHREDDER.
  108. ATTEMPTED ROBBERY. FOILED.
  109. THE BABY JUST WON'T BE BURPED.
  110. CAUGHT WITH THE HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR.
  111. TRY TO TAKE THOSE COOKIES. IT WAS BUSTED.
  112. THE STEAL WAS GUNK. DENIED.
  113. NO LOVE. NO LOVE.
  114. YEAH, MONEY GOT GUT.
  115. SECURITY GUARD TO THE RESCUE.
  116. YO, MY MAN LOOKS SO SHOOK RIGHT NOW. HA HA, YOU GOT PLAYED.
  117. OH, HE GOT COURT REGION.
  118. PUT ON THE BRAKES AND THE BOYS TO PARLOR.
  119. TRY TO TAKE HIS CHANGE. BUT HIS ODDS WILL NOT LONG ENOUGH.
  120. OOPS! THAT POCKET HAS ZIPPERS.
  121. NOT QUICK ENOUGH, MONEY. JUST NOT QUICK ENOUGH.
  122. TRIES TO RIP BUT TRIPS.
  123. SLIDING OUTTA CONTROL. HE MISSED.
  124. OH, WHY YOU LET THEM TREAT YOU LIKE THAT?
  125. OH MAN, YOU MADE THAT LOOK TOO EASY. TOO QUICK TO TRICK.

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